(Source: fashionablestalker, via s-undayevenings)
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
(Source: braveponds, via laughbitches)
(Source: smacksmash, via jared-leto)
(Source: letojareds, via jared-leto)
(via ilovesunnyhillsicecream)
things tumblr users say:
- i just
- i can’t even
- ok
- you’re irrelevant
- THIS!!!
- perf
- then i’m judging you
- can you not
- tbh
- omfg i’m dying
- i’m so done
- peasants
(via princess-daphney)
(Source: passteel, via princess-daphney)
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
He’s got only one shoe on aw 😂
the way he breaks the window with the printer instead of using the door
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